Why are people ugly?
Because otherwise sex would drive the human race mad.
Ugly people having sex isn’t sexy.
It isn’t sexy. It’s sad.
That’s why the truly sexy are miserable, too.
I want to be your friend. I don’t want to sleep with you.
When you told me I was sexy,
It just made me self-conscious and confused.
Sex is too serious. Are people meant to be eaten?
You were honest. But I wasn’t amused.
It always offends the ugly
To bring sex to the feast.
Everything that eats—
And gets fed on—is a beast.
Food should be beautiful—
Bathrooms and sinks, too;
And yard implements and gardens,
And everything but—God, please not you.
