How can we make the Mae West look fashionable again?
What’s the secret to dressing short men?
What is the perfect pair of underpants?
How can stiff clothes add to romance?
Fabric or form?
What if you love layers, but it’s far too warm?
Where is the model that will make our work?
What if the handsomest one is simply a jerk?
Where’s the collar for the fat neck?
What’s the fashion for a small, wooden deck?
Why won’t anybody wear that?
What if my smile makes my cheeks look fat?
How can we be chic and affordable?
Where’s the dress that will cure every ill?
Why do colors hate?
What if they are gone when you are fashionably late?
How much of my wrist should my sleeve show?
What about the hideousness of my elbow?
What if there are too many parties?
What if there are too many fabrics?
What if there are too many arms?
What if there is war?
What if they don’t want to wear that anymore?
What if they laugh at our bottoms?
What’s the relation between feet and hat?
Why shorts with hairy legs?
Why low sandals with cankles?
Why unshaped hair?
Why too much cologne?
When did that look ascend the throne?
