She traded Henry for James
And now James is glad,
But James doesn’t know he’s
The next to be sad.
The one she abuses
Learns a lesson, Jimmy, lad;
The one she chooses is
The next to be sad.
The man she refuses
Is rejected a tad,
But the man she chooses is
The next to be sad.
If you are the next,
For a while you’ll be glad—
But her next is, you ought to know,
The next to be sad.
