25. Suddenly realizing someone is incredibly stupid.
24. Rolling your eyes when they are not looking.
23. Rolling your eyes when they are.
22. Finding out someone’s taste in film and music is really lame.
21. Reading their poems and being completely unmoved.
20. Realizing you have no interest in what they are saying.
19. Discovering the truth that people who laugh all the time are really unhappy.
18. Knowing every ‘life of the party’ person is secretly depressed and alone.
17. Knowing everyone is secretly depressed and alone.
16. Knowing life will never get better.
15. Knowing the young will one day be old.
14. Finding out the richer they are, the more worried and secretly miserable they are.
13. Discovering that having children makes people less happy.
12. Finding out everyone secretly hates everything.
11. At the home team stadium when the home team loses.
10. When the smiling bitch lets a nasty word slip out.
9. When the ‘one-in-control’ is exposed as a coward.
8. When the ‘wise’ one completely fucks up.
7. When feelings of love suddenly vanish.
6. Summer that brings skin cancer.
5. Spring that brings allergies.
6. Fall that brings student debt.
5. Winter that brings winter.
4. People having a ‘good time’ not really having a good time at all but trying hard to pretend they are, and failing at it.
3. The proud misanthrope trying to be more misanthropic than you, and ending up as the most miserable of all.
2. An environmentalist eaten by a bear.
1. Stars Without Makeup.
