The police went off in someone else's eyes. Cops need to be here before we start counting the money. The government will pay once we figure out the divisions in a day. Lawyers mean bad 80s movies and cocktails at three. No one buys tickets unless somebody wins. Death can be somewhat miserly. The referee in sports is now obsolete but they are kept so someone can cheat. When bodies collide or touch the velocity, volition, vision, and angles require a nuclear physicist to call the play, not someone who was counting cash in the mall yesterday. Pretty hilarious the results of this survey: No one would watch sports if no one kept score. Wait, I think there was more: 99 percent watch to see their team win. 92 percent would cheat to make their team win if no one knew. Only one (Clark?) said they would compete if they were so good no one could cheat. Sports owners, am I getting through to you? (Probably not.) Finally, would you watch if the score randomly changed each time you checked your watch and your watch was alive on your wrist because of a 'team favorite' list? Of whom, my darling, does your team consist? Is it the cousin of a boxer who took a fall to accept millions? You know, the lawyer? The guy who ripped up the survey in the mall?