The bad news is you have the Woke Mind Virus.
The good news is it cannot be detected by who you are.
You can like “Please Come to Boston.” Or “People Are Strange.” It doesn’t matter whether
you are bald, thin, tall, watch sports, or have a sense of humor.
The Woke Mind Virus resides in portions of the brain which do not actually think
and therefore carriers of the virus only exhibit symptoms
when they discuss Donald Trump or Kamala Harris.
Magazines and TVs in hospital waiting rooms
could have nothing to do with catching the virus.
Doctors are not certain.
Transmission could be due to a slight feeling of anxiety
while staring blankly at “Please Wash Your Hands.”
Scientists, or doctors, or doctors who are scientists—who themselves may have the virus—
do not know how the virus originated, but they suspect a living creature
may, just may, have had something to do with it.
We don’t know who wrote the lyrics to “Ruby Tuesday.”
Was it Brian Jones? Or Andrew Loog Oldham?
Can we prove Paul McCartney wrote “Yesterday?”
Is songwriting a legal matter? Did you do most of your homework in the dorm?
I remember writing a letter to my mother.
I’m starting to feel a little warm.