The Democrat wants to bring someone else in to spice up their marriage.
The Democrat wants an abortion to make it easier to bring someone else in to spice up their marriage.
The Democrat wants their spouse to pay for someone else to come in and spice up their marriage.
The Democrat suggests their spouse may be racist for not wanting to pay for someone to come in and spice up their marriage.
The Democrat saw their spouse staring at someone in the street once who looked like the someone the Democrat wants to bring in to spice up their marriage, so the Democrat tells their spouse this is really their idea.
The Democrat, no matter what they do, is still loved by their spouse, who was taught by their religion to work hard, resist temptation, and always forgive.
The Democrat wants more people to come in to spice up the marriage, wants more abortions, and accuses their spouse of racism even more, and demands they pay up even more, as their spouse keeps loving and forgiving them.
Finally, the Democrat’s spouse, unable to take it anymore, also becomes a Democrat.
At that same instant, overwhelmed by guilt, the Democrat becomes a Republican.