The creepy one really loves you—
The beautiful one does not.
Forget the famous one who gets laid a lot.
You love fame, but fame does not love you.
Take a closer look at your shoe.
This creep hasn’t been laid in years, he stares
At you. The lowly creep cares.
And not in a creepy way.
Creepy is the birth of love. Creepiness will circle you and stay.
Look at yourself in the mirror. We all have a creepy curve.
You, too, are jealous and confused!
A creep will love you much more than you deserve.