Nice people want to fuck
At the drop of a hat.
But to be nice, you can’t be doing that.
And anyway, you can be nice, but your life is shitty
And you’re not that pretty.
And the pretty and the privileged are hated
When they get too elated.
The latest evolutionary science proves
The human being emerges, superior, because it loves.
Trust is a drug, and makes participants high:
Female bonobos make each other sigh.
Chimpanzees ambush and kill,
And human males will indulge in that thrill.
The evolution of trust contributes to lust,
But the value of trust needs lack of trust,
So there is no way to get away.
My love and I wanted to get away
Below the Congo, where the bonobos play.
In that vast jungle, fruits are plenty,
And competition? Well, there isn’t any.
I observed, for a week, or two.
You aren’t going to like my review.
You aren’t going to like what I wrote,
Lying down, in the sun, in the back of my boat.