KELLYANNE (First woman to run a winning presidential campaign)
Kellyanne takes you down to a rally by the river.
You can hear the votes go by, you can spend the night forever
And you know that Trump’s half-crazy but that’s why you want to be there
And he feeds the crowd the truth about trade deals with China
And when you tell Hillary you have no vote to give her
The echo chamber media gets you on its wavelength
And lets sexism answer you’ve always been her lover.
And you want to travel with her and not seem too unkind
And you know that she will trust you
For you’ve touched her perfect electorate with your mind
And Trump was not a lawyer when he walked upon the water,
Planning from a lonely office of Trump tower
And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
He said Americans will be builders, as trade deals will free them
And Hillary was broken long before Wikileaks would open
And the truth about the Saudis sank beneath your wisdom like a stone.
And you want to travel with them
And you know that they will trust you
For you’ve touched the New World Order with your mind.
Now Kellyanne takes your vote as she leads you to the rally.
She’s wearing scarves and feathers from Saks Fifth Avenue counters
And the votes pour down like honey on the candidate, the builder
And she shows you where to look away from CBS towers
There are heroes who are builders, there are children in the morning.
They are leaning out for love and they will lean that way forever
While Hillary holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her and not seem too unkind
And you know that she will trust you
For you’ve left the perfect protest in your mind
