Why is there Marilyn Monroe?
She’s not my mother, but I think I know.
Here’s the reason why this goddess must come into view
(And perhaps it’s the same reason I get excited by you):
To make all men look ugly by comparison.
A vain man is an abomination.
Men are supposed to murder and kill
To protect their females. Men will come after them. They will.
Marilyn Monroe is the template of female cute,
Forcing men to wear a similar suit
Which makes them look stiff and all the same.
Marilyn Monroe is the name of the game.
She is the aspiration and the map
And every woman is her—or you’ll get a slap.
Every man has to do what he has to do.
But I cheated. I wrote this poem to you.
